Whites Tavern is celebrating our 383rd St Patricks Day!
Come join us on March 17th (like you didn't know) for some fun. On the day we will have Traditional Music, Traditional Food and of course Traditional Drinks(GUINNESS). Fun starts @ noon with the parade leaving Belfast City Hall with revellers winding there way past Whites Tavern, after the parade the fun really starts the Irish way with Music, Dancing, Guinness and Stew and more Guinness!
See you there for great Craic!
Have a giggle below
When the Irish say that St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland, what they don't tell you is that he was the only one who saw any snakes!
Paddy was shaving when he knocked the mirror off the shelf and it fell to the floor and it cracked across the middle. Paddy gazed in horror. 'Bejabbers, I've cut my throat,' he gasped.
Paddy was driving his lorry when he saw a bridge with a sign saying 10 foot max. headroom. He slowed down wondering if he could drive under it or not , 'A shure I'll give it a go, he thought only to find that his lorry got stuck underneath it. Paddy sat back in his seat, poured out a cup of tea and lit a cigarette. A policeman arrived a short time later and knocked on the cab door which Paddy then opened, 'what do you think you are doing? asked the policeman in a sharp tone, 'Sure I'm having me tea break, replied Paddy, 'And what do you work at? asked the policeman, 'Ah shure I deliver bridges,! smiled Paddy!
Finnegans wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning him. "Did she say anything before she died?" asked the sergeant. "She spoke without interruption for about forty years," said Finnegan.